What to Wear in Thailand Without Looking Like a Backpacker

A little tongue in cheek but true!  Let me first say that I wear Thai fisherman’s pants on a daily basis. I always have a nice sheen going because I’m always sweating to some degree, I never try and fix my hair because I’m just going to put a helmet over it anyway, my clothes now often have white dog hair clinging to them (especially because I wear a lot of black) and my light skin/blue eyes/blonde hair combo make it more than obvious that I’m not from here.