Polyester Airlines: Europe's Ryanair vs. America's Southwest

Ryanair, you love to hate them. Ultimately, you hate to admit you might love them, or at least be lustful over CEO, Michael O'Leary's outrageous antics.The controversial airline has the impressive ability to get exactly what they want, and we the people, are the ones giving it to them. I mean, who else could coerce you into publicly rifling through your mortifying carry-on items on the airport floor? Who else could make you unzip your cramped backpack to shove in a crinkled newspaper? Well Ryana…