Online Translations Gone Horribly, Funnily Wrong

Snowden is a “Blowjob Broom” According to Bing TranslatorA Bushman from Tanzania (a tour guide) recently commented on my profile photo on Facebook: “As well as your hair is there no need of having garden in your compound.” I’m pretty sure he isn’t crazy, nor has he been hit on the head by a Coca-Cola bottle falling from a plane.