How To Make A Painkiller in the Caribbean

It doesn’t take long to pick up on an island’s signature drink. A postcard here, an invitation there, a suggestion at the behest of a total stranger… “Would you like a sex on the beach?” is one way to get the conversation started. I’m never sure whether to feel uncomfortable about the unwarranted sexual overtures or whether the grammatical injuries inflicted upon the sentence offend me more.