How To Get A UK Emergency Passport: An Utter Idiot’s Guide

(Reading tip: if you’ve seen Fox’s 24, it might help to imagine that counting-down sound).T Minus 05:35:00I’m in a Starbucks in Düsseldorf, and my wallet is gone – and with it, my credit cards, my plane tickets and my passport. There’s a simple explanation to all of this, and I make sure I don’t think about it while I rummage through my bag in a panic, just in case the wallet has disobeyed the laws of physics and ended up somewhere impossible.